Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...