The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...