Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.