What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....