Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...