Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...