Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...