True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...