Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...