Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...