I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!