Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...