Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...