Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...