He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...