Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.