God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...