Partial Dosage
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What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Half a year to live
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Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...