Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...