yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...