The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap