Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...