Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...