The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....