Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...