What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
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Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.