Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...