Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...