Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...