He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...