The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...