The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...