Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...