Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...