Normal traffic stop
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
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I have a Microsoft waiter
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Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...