Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...