Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...