Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...