A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...