Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....