Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...