Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...