Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...