Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...