Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...