Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...