I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...