Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...