how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
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The Mom Dictionary!
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|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Appropriate Penance
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