Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...