Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...