The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...