What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Economics ruins life
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A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Things never to say to a cop
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Pig misunderstanding
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Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
This tells me that I must be drunk
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