What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...